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by Blue Milk Run

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released May 4, 2015

Greg Lanzillotta, Alora Lanzillotta, Anthony Wry

Album Art: Emmy Cicierega

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Track Name: Star Trek Forever
I don’t know why we always have to fight about Sci-Fi
And which franchise is
Right or wrong, the lines been drawn
Kirk, Picard, or Luke and Han

So beam me up to The Enterprise
It’s time for me to choose my side

Star Trek Forever!
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
While I cut off your head

Some people like em the same
But Star Wars is clearly better
It’s like comparing Kurt Cobain
to Eddie Vedder

And I know I mislead you last time
When I said I had to choose my
side, and I apologize
To be honest, I don’t mind
If you like Star Wars or Star Trek
It was all for comedic effect

Star Trek Forever!
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
while I cut off your head

Some people like em the same
But Star Wars is clearly better
It’s like comparing Kurt Cobain
to Eddie Vedder

I’m not talking about Ten
I’m talking Vitalogy
Oh Kurt, oh why are you dead
I wish Courtney Love just
Shot herself instead

Star Trek forever
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
while I cut off your head

But who really cares?
Let’s all go to the movies
in the Millennium Falcon
and we can get beamed by Scotty
Track Name: I'm Your Father
I’m back on Tattooine
I never ever dreamed
That I would have a sister
and kiss her

Or that we’d bring The Empire down
I just wanted to head into town
and pick up some power converters

When I fought Vader on Cloud City
I couldn’t believe what he said to me

No, I am your father
No I am your father
No, I am your father
After he cut off my hand

I guess I’m really not that mad
Cause in the end I got to meet my dad
And he would make it up to me one day
When he threw the emperor down
He was dying there on the ground
I wish that I could go back there and say

Why’d you cut off my hand, man seriously?
You could’ve at least first tried to talk to me

But you said

No, I am your father
No I am your father
No, I am your father
After you cut off my hand

Leia, hear me, Leia
You are my only chance
Darth Vader is my dad
and he cut off my hand

Leia, hear me, Leia
You are my only chance
Darth Vader is my dad
and he cut off my hand

After he said

No, I am your father
No, I am your father
Even though pop culture would have you believe
It’s Luke I am your father, it’s actually

No, I am your father
No, I am your father
Even though pop culture would have you believe
It’s Luke I am your father, it’s actually

No, I am your father
No, I am your father
Track Name: Run Obi Wan
Obi Wan you gotta run faster
Qui-Gon’s in a disaster
He’s all alone and fighting Darth Maul

Obi Wan you gotta run faster
Qui-Gon’s in a disaster
And I don’t know if he’ll make it at all

And I don’t understand why you didn’t use the Force Run
Like you did in the beginning of Episode One
And I don’t care
As long as you cut your hair

And I realize
It’s been determined that he may have run dry
In that moment, but I don’t accept why
he could have just tried to reach the other side
Before Qui-Gon died

And I don’t understand why you didn’t use the Force Run
Like you did in the beginning of Episode One
And I don’t care
As long as you cut your hair

Obi Wan you gotta run faster
Qui-Gon’s in a disaster
He’s all alone and fighting Darth Maul

Obi Wan you gotta run faster
Qui-Gon’s in a disaster
And I don’t know if he’ll make it at all

And I don’t understand why you didn’t use the Force Run
Like you did in the beginning of Episode One
And I don’t care
As long as you cut your hair

I don’t care
Cut your hair
Track Name: Han Shot First
Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big

Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

Remember when he added that scene
With Jabba on Mos Eisley
Greedo was in the back even though he was
Shot by Han, right before that

Okay, I guess it wasn’t him
It was another Rodian
Wearing the same clothing
So you can see how it’s confusing

Oh George why did you have to
Change anything at all?
We didn’t want you to

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

At the end of ROTJ
Young Anakin? NO WAY!
Yeah, I get that Vader’s no more
But Luke’s never seen him before

Is he supposed to recognize
Some random smug looking guy
Maybe you could use CGI
And add in all the other Jedi

Oh George why did you have to
Change anything at all
We didn’t want you to

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

After all of the time spent
Making your movies
How could you possibly
Sell to Disney

But I’m hopeful that they will make
the movie that we want to see
And then you’ll see

You should have kept the originals in tact
They were perfect
They didn’t need another pass
We didn’t want a change
We didn’t need a change
But you gave us one anyway

Still I thank you for the original trilogy
Even though I called you the worst
It was hyperbole

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst