1. |
I Wanna Be a Force Ghost
03:43
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I wanna be a Force Ghost
I wanna be your most
I wanna be a Force Ghost
with you forever
I wanna be a Force Ghost
Like Yoda and Obi Wan
Or I guess like Anakin
But not like Qui-Gon
Cuz he can’t be seen
if you know what I mean
I don’t wanna talk
I wanna walk the walk
I wanna be a Force Ghost
I wanna be your most
I wanna be a Force Ghost
with you forever
I wanna be a Force Ghost
I wanna drive to the coast
I wanna make french toast
with you forever
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2. |
Darth Jar Jar
03:05
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So what are they gonna do now
That everyone's talking about
How Jar Jar started it all
The real Phantom Menace, not Darth Maul
Even if it doesn't end up that way
we don't care what you say
Darth Jar Jar's here to stay
In our hearts and minds he'll never go away
I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler
On tattooine he broke the hyper drive
R2 knew and he has sith eyes.
Always in the right place, right time
Wave his hands in the air trick em all like a Jedi
Think about it if he's really a buffoon
Why did Qui-Gon trust him so soon
Unless he used a Jedi mind trick
Just playin' the part, so no one will suspect it
I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler
Jar Jar and Yoda are kind of the same
They both act dumb with ridiculous names
But if his ruse wasn’t seen through
Then Yoda would be hated too
And now I don’t know what I’m thinkin’
At first I hate him, then I’m Jar Jar Binkin’
He’s a klutz with a double front tuck
But Obi-Wan said there’s no such thing as luck
With that said, I guess i still hate him
Cuz when he talks, mesa thinks I wanna slay him
Even if it's all part of the plan
It's way over the top George, just tone it down man
I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler
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3. |
I Don't Like Sand
02:44
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Hey Anakin, i’m thinkin'
We can get away for the weekend
to Coruscant, the Outer Reach
or maybe just the beach
We can go down to the water
Maybe make a son or a daughter
C’mon Ani, I need to get away
I’m sorry Padmé, I just gotta say
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere I am
I hope you can understand
But i don’t know… it’s just sand
and it’s better than killing children
Surely you agree? Please tell me
You can’t believe that honestly?
It’s just sand (I hate sand)
It’s just sand (I hate sand)
I like the way it feels
when it falls through my hands
It’s just sand (I hate sand)
C’mon man
I’m sorry Padmé, if you don't understand
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere I am
I hope you understand that
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere I am
I hope you can understand
it’s just sand (I hate sand)
it’s just sand (I hate sand)
i like the way it feels when it falls through my hands
it’s just sand (I hate sand)
it’s just sand (I hate sand)
I’m sorry Padmé, but I just can’t cuz
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere I am
I hope you understand that
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse and rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere I am
I hope you can understand
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4. |
The Force Awakens
02:31
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If you haven’t seen The Force Awakens
Spoilers lie ahead, so make yourself vacant
Cuz I want to get to the bottom of all this
And talk about what we might have missed
So if you’ve seen The Force Awakens
Correct me if i’m wrong, but if I am not mistaken
Han’s never shot Chewie’s bow?
C’mon, man, that’s screwy bull
Some people say there’s a problem with Rey
Like, how can she do the things she can do
When Kylo Ren probed her brain
The Force awakened
and she became the yin to his yang
If you’ve seen The Force Awakens
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I’m not mistaken
Rey’s a Strong Force user too
She may have forgotten, but she’s no Mary Sue
I’m so sorry, did I offend you
Mr. Irrational, Mr. Angry Dude
I don’t like your attitude
I know it’s hard to believe
that girls are just as good as you
if you’ve seen The Force Awakens
Correct me if i’m wrong, but if I am not mistaken
Poe abandoned BB8
Although he should have died
JJ changed his fate
Everyone’s out searching for the droid
C’mon, Han, be more paranoid
Leave him back with Chewie in the Falcon
While you talk to Maz with Rey and Finn
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5. |
A New Hope
03:02
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I've got her in my head
At night when I go to bed
And I know it sounds lame, but
She's the girl of my dreams
And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through
The deserts of Tatooine
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
Even though I'm not as cool as Han
I still want to be your man
You're exactly the kind of
Alderranian that I need
But when you were available, I was
Drinking Colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina
On Mos Eisley
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
No oh oh oh
No oh oh oh
Princess Leia
No oh oh oh
No oh oh oh
Princess Leia
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
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6. |
Oh, Sidious
01:48
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I remember the first time that I saw you
Like it was yesterday
Even though I was scared
Just like a train wreck I couldn’t look away
And as I sat wondering if you are a Klingon
I realized that I couldn’t be more wrong
You see their foreheads look more like a spine
While yours resembles a stack of butt-cheeks forming a line
With a crease so deep it must be
where the secrets that you keep
Are locked away like
when you hear people say
Oh Sidious, you’re so hideous
and I’m thinking too much about how
your forehead would feel to touch
Oh Sidious, you’re so hideous
and I’m thinking a lot about
how I’m thinking too much about you
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