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Cool Hand, Luke

by Blue Milk Run

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1.
I wanna be a Force Ghost I wanna be your most I wanna be a Force Ghost with you forever I wanna be a Force Ghost Like Yoda and Obi Wan Or I guess like Anakin But not like Qui-Gon Cuz he can’t be seen if you know what I mean I don’t wanna talk I wanna walk the walk I wanna be a Force Ghost I wanna be your most I wanna be a Force Ghost with you forever I wanna be a Force Ghost I wanna drive to the coast I wanna make french toast with you forever
2.
So what are they gonna do now That everyone's talking about How Jar Jar started it all The real Phantom Menace, not Darth Maul Even if it doesn't end up that way we don't care what you say Darth Jar Jar's here to stay In our hearts and minds he'll never go away I know, it's strange to say Jar Jar's really okay After being the "one to hate" If you accept our new ruler It makes the whole movie cooler If he's not the fool, he is the fooler On tattooine he broke the hyper drive R2 knew and he has sith eyes. Always in the right place, right time Wave his hands in the air trick em all like a Jedi Think about it if he's really a buffoon Why did Qui-Gon trust him so soon Unless he used a Jedi mind trick Just playin' the part, so no one will suspect it I know, it's strange to say Jar Jar's really okay After being the "one to hate" If you accept our new ruler It makes the whole movie cooler If he's not the fool, he is the fooler Jar Jar and Yoda are kind of the same They both act dumb with ridiculous names But if his ruse wasn’t seen through Then Yoda would be hated too And now I don’t know what I’m thinkin’ At first I hate him, then I’m Jar Jar Binkin’ He’s a klutz with a double front tuck But Obi-Wan said there’s no such thing as luck With that said, I guess i still hate him Cuz when he talks, mesa thinks I wanna slay him Even if it's all part of the plan It's way over the top George, just tone it down man I know, it's strange to say Jar Jar's really okay After being the "one to hate" If you accept our new ruler It makes the whole movie cooler If he's not the fool, he is the fooler
3.
Hey Anakin, i’m thinkin' We can get away for the weekend to Coruscant, the Outer Reach or maybe just the beach We can go down to the water Maybe make a son or a daughter C’mon Ani, I need to get away I’m sorry Padmé, I just gotta say I don’t like sand It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere I am I hope you can understand But i don’t know… it’s just sand and it’s better than killing children Surely you agree? Please tell me You can’t believe that honestly? It’s just sand (I hate sand) It’s just sand (I hate sand) I like the way it feels when it falls through my hands It’s just sand (I hate sand) C’mon man I’m sorry Padmé, if you don't understand I don’t like sand It’s coarse and rough and irritating And it gets everywhere I am I hope you understand that I don’t like sand It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere I am I hope you can understand it’s just sand (I hate sand) it’s just sand (I hate sand) i like the way it feels when it falls through my hands it’s just sand (I hate sand) it’s just sand (I hate sand) I’m sorry Padmé, but I just can’t cuz I don’t like sand It’s coarse and rough and irritating And it gets everywhere I am I hope you understand that I don’t like sand It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere I am I hope you can understand
4.
If you haven’t seen The Force Awakens Spoilers lie ahead, so make yourself vacant Cuz I want to get to the bottom of all this And talk about what we might have missed So if you’ve seen The Force Awakens Correct me if i’m wrong, but if I am not mistaken Han’s never shot Chewie’s bow? C’mon, man, that’s screwy bull Some people say there’s a problem with Rey Like, how can she do the things she can do When Kylo Ren probed her brain The Force awakened and she became the yin to his yang If you’ve seen The Force Awakens Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I’m not mistaken Rey’s a Strong Force user too She may have forgotten, but she’s no Mary Sue I’m so sorry, did I offend you Mr. Irrational, Mr. Angry Dude I don’t like your attitude I know it’s hard to believe that girls are just as good as you if you’ve seen The Force Awakens Correct me if i’m wrong, but if I am not mistaken Poe abandoned BB8 Although he should have died JJ changed his fate Everyone’s out searching for the droid C’mon, Han, be more paranoid Leave him back with Chewie in the Falcon While you talk to Maz with Rey and Finn
5.
A New Hope 03:02
I've got her in my head At night when I go to bed And I know it sounds lame, but She's the girl of my dreams And of course I'd do anything for her I'd search the moons of Endor I'd even walk naked through The deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Even though I'm not as cool as Han I still want to be your man You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need But when you were available, I was Drinking Colt 45's with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina On Mos Eisley Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone No oh oh oh No oh oh oh Princess Leia No oh oh oh No oh oh oh Princess Leia Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone
6.
Oh, Sidious 01:48
I remember the first time that I saw you Like it was yesterday Even though I was scared Just like a train wreck I couldn’t look away And as I sat wondering if you are a Klingon I realized that I couldn’t be more wrong You see their foreheads look more like a spine While yours resembles a stack of butt-cheeks forming a line With a crease so deep it must be where the secrets that you keep Are locked away like when you hear people say Oh Sidious, you’re so hideous and I’m thinking too much about how your forehead would feel to touch Oh Sidious, you’re so hideous and I’m thinking a lot about how I’m thinking too much about you

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released May 4, 2018

Written and recorded by Greg Lanzillotta, Alora Lanzillotta, and Anthony Wry

Engineered by Greg Lanzillotta

Guest Saxophone by Joe DeGeorge on "I Wanna Be a Force Ghost" and "A New Hope"

Guest Vocals by Lex Rockwell on "I Don't Like Sand"

Album art by Jordan Rutherford

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