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Han Shot First

from Bantha Tracks by Blue Milk Run

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Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big

Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

Remember when he added that scene
With Jabba on Mos Eisley
Greedo was in the back even though he was
Shot by Han, right before that

Okay, I guess it wasn’t him
It was another Rodian
Wearing the same clothing
So you can see how it’s confusing

Oh George why did you have to
Change anything at all?
We didn’t want you to

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

At the end of ROTJ
Young Anakin? NO WAY!
Yeah, I get that Vader’s no more
But Luke’s never seen him before

Is he supposed to recognize
Some random smug looking guy
Maybe you could use CGI
And add in all the other Jedi

Oh George why did you have to
Change anything at all
We didn’t want you to

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

After all of the time spent
Making your movies
How could you possibly
Sell to Disney

But I’m hopeful that they will make
the movie that we want to see
And then you’ll see

You should have kept the originals in tact
They were perfect
They didn’t need another pass
We didn’t want a change
We didn’t need a change
But you gave us one anyway

Still I thank you for the original trilogy
Even though I called you the worst
It was hyperbole

Cause Han shot first, you know he did
Unless you were a kid
When the rerelease was big
Then you might think Greedo was the one who shot first
But that’s only because George Lucas is the worst

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from Bantha Tracks, released May 4, 2015

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We write pop-punk songs about Star Wars.

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