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Darth Jar Jar

from Cool Hand, Luke by Blue Milk Run

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Based on the fan theory by Reddit user Lumpawarroo.

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So what are they gonna do now
That everyone's talking about
How Jar Jar started it all
The real Phantom Menace, not Darth Maul
Even if it doesn't end up that way
we don't care what you say
Darth Jar Jar's here to stay
In our hearts and minds he'll never go away

I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler

On tattooine he broke the hyper drive
R2 knew and he has sith eyes.
Always in the right place, right time
Wave his hands in the air trick em all like a Jedi
Think about it if he's really a buffoon
Why did Qui-Gon trust him so soon
Unless he used a Jedi mind trick
Just playin' the part, so no one will suspect it

I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler

Jar Jar and Yoda are kind of the same
They both act dumb with ridiculous names
But if his ruse wasn’t seen through
Then Yoda would be hated too

And now I don’t know what I’m thinkin’
At first I hate him, then I’m Jar Jar Binkin’
He’s a klutz with a double front tuck
But Obi-Wan said there’s no such thing as luck

With that said, I guess i still hate him
Cuz when he talks, mesa thinks I wanna slay him
Even if it's all part of the plan
It's way over the top George, just tone it down man

I know, it's strange to say
Jar Jar's really okay
After being the "one to hate"
If you accept our new ruler
It makes the whole movie cooler
If he's not the fool, he is the fooler

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from Cool Hand, Luke, released May 4, 2018

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We write pop-punk songs about Star Wars.

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